Venyo: This site lets you build and ruin reputations and calls itself the “web 2.0 trust provider”. You’re supposed to build a “trust index” until people stop thinking you’re a pedophile and finally allow you to comment on their blogs. People on this site have their trust settings such that you can see their first name, their last name, a close-up picture but NOT their username. This is how they justify their existence: “The lack of trust has always been an issue on the Internet and it will not get better with the emergence of new collaborative services particular to Web 2.0.” Building trust on this site means jack squat, hire 100 people in India, pay them a dollar each and you can run for president.
Squidoo: What do you call a blog without calling it a blog? A lens. As you strive and suffer your way towards becoming a “Lensmaster” you’ll realize that if you have to wait five seconds for a piece of content to load through Ajax and stare at the words “drumroll please” for the entire duration, it’s probably wiser to just load a new page. Much less aggravating. The site is trying to persuade its audience that its something different, cool and better, but in the end you’ll find out that is nothing but a slow, badly designed and introverted blogging software that wishes it was a wiki.
Platial: Another site which misuses Lightbox. By now I’ve lost count and am beginning to second guess a personal decision to allow Lightbox in an app that I’m currently working on. Make a map of your life! Doesn’t that sound exciting? For most of the blokes that means to work and back but Platial.com is counting on the world traveler amongst us to make it a success. But there’s only so much you can do when you’re relying entirely on Google Maps to do all the work for you; this idea sounds great in theory but practically speaking, it doesn’t work. The process of “adding places” to your map is not intuitive and the Ajaxy features such as searching for places isn’t thought out. Note to Platial: Only popup modal boxes when the user somewhat expects them! Wayfaring.com is much better but it doesn’t matter because Google just pwn3d both with MyMaps.
Yelp: Here’s an idea that isn’t half bad: Bitch about all the bad food you’ve ever eaten. How eager was I when I hit the Sign Up button only to have the door slammed in my face as my Canadian postal code was rejected. Maybe another time, another place.