Worst Analysis: Villa vs Arsenal – The Good Kind of Boring

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Highlights here. Real match report here. 3-0. This looked to be a flat game promising nervy moments, with one of them having just passed with Szczesny denying Villa from point-black, and I was still cutting up the video when Arsenal scored three straight goals. After that things got boring and uneventful, and it was the boring… Read more »

Worst Analysis: Dortmund vs Arsenal, Sum of All Fears

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Highlights here. A real match report here. Pummelled without Hummels. I can’t tell you how proud I am to come up with that line by myself. So we got drubbed in Dortmund, and in the process saw Welbeck miss three great chances, Arteta enthusiastically invite their striker to score a goal, Szczesny make an error,… Read more »

Worst Preview Ever: Dortmund vs Arsenal

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Here’s a real preview written by a real writer. Read on if you want to shake your head. You’ll have known by now that Arsenal are in Germany on Tuesday to take on Borussia Dortmund. Let’s try to sum this preview up in one sentence: Dortmund aren’t as good as they were last year but… Read more »

Worst Analysis Ever: Arsenal vs Manchester City

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Highlights here. Welcome to the worst game analysis ever. Something I’ll do after every game much to the disappointment of anyone who ends up reading this drivel. Seriously, turn away now. The result feels just like the Everton one at home from last season. A game we should have won but ended up conceding late… Read more »